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I would like to comment on man's condition of dealing with one love, a wife, and dealing with another love; trying to satisfy a craving for double rifles. When I was married, I had to save, and scrounge for my first double rifle, and found it very unlikely that I would ever be able to get another, because of my one love, the wife. Well, for reasons I won't go into here, my wife decided that she would leave me, after 27 years of marriage, and three kids; after that, over the next dozen years, I was able to satisfy my other love, the craving for double rifles to a marked degree. I now have over 50 double rifles, mostly British, but a good number of German ones too; I am a happy man, believe me. Remember, it is BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST, BELIEVE ME!

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