I had the solution many years ago come to me. You see women need to feel special, more special than your collectables. Doing some extras for her that level the playing field; nice dinners out, vacations, a new car once a year and lots of jewels.

Also, for the sake of sanity build a gunroom with a bank safe door, I have one in each of our homes, and NEVER let her in! I reckon that should solve your problem.

Well actually on second thought a divorce might be the answer!