you don't want to wrestle with a orang utan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLxAbufFxUo
no

better give him a beer. we had an old sailor in the neighborhood, captains licence, born on helgoland before the great war.
he could tell storys, you can imagine. in the 1920s they had an orang utan on the ship for some time, bought him in batavia for small money. the ape was friendly but spend his days on the ship with beer drinking.