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mickey
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How do you Sex a Rifle???
22/01/04 04:33 PM

I've always considered rifles to have sex. Not with each other but as an entity. A Double Rifle can be ether Male or Female and, to me it depends on the feel. A bulky 500, 577 or 600 ought to be Male. They are a handful, thick, stout, strong. Manly.

Bore Guns are also Male. Again stout and strong come to mind. Most of them have that underlever thing that swings out. Manly.

A 470 or smaller can be either. Mostly though I think they are female. Long slim barrels, a thin middriff, that cute little lever you push to make it work and a finely grained and perfectly proportioned butt, complete with soft pad. They can also be finicky about what they are fed, and in some cases a real bitch to deal with. Add to the fact that they look really nice all dolled up and you have a feminine rifle. Womanly, lovely to look at and a joy to hold.

Bolt Actions. There okay, and obvioulsly Male with that thing sticking out of the middle of them. I understand that some guys on AR like to play with them but let's not go there.

Lever Actions and Pumps just confuse me.

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How do you Sex a Rifle???	mickey	22/01/04 04:33 PM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	Rusty	25/01/04 01:38 AM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	Chasseur	24/01/04 04:39 AM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	Dark_Helmet	24/01/04 06:31 AM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	Dark_Helmet	27/01/04 04:36 AM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	atkinson6	30/01/04 03:35 PM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	iqbal	24/01/04 04:08 AM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	DUGABOY1	24/01/04 04:26 AM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	mickey	24/01/04 12:25 PM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	Hauptjäger	23/01/04 01:04 PM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	DUGABOY1	23/01/04 03:28 AM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	mickey	23/01/04 11:36 AM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	Dark_Helmet	23/01/04 05:44 AM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	NitroX	23/01/04 10:55 AM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	NitroX	22/01/04 07:39 PM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	mickey	23/01/04 02:01 AM
Re: How do you Sex a Rifle???	luv2safari	22/01/04 04:40 PM

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