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shakari
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Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?
28/01/04 11:05 AM

For those of you who find this story coarse, I apologise in advance, but I've gotta tell you anyway.

On my first ever hunt with clients in Mozambique, on the first evening of the safari we were sitting in the dining area and being served (silently) by a very impressive black waiter. He was dressed in a nice white safari suit & gloves with a bright red sash and fez and he performed flawlessly. At the end of the meal the camp manager asked if anyone would like some cheese and biscuits..... the client replied yes that would be nice, what cheese do you have?

The waiter drew himself up to his full height, cleared his throat and utterd his first words of the evening..... he said "Sah, we have blu chiz, we have yelloh chiz and we have kok chiz"........ damn I nearly fell off my chair laughing!

That was the only time we saw the suit... the rest of the time he wore a bloody old T shirt and shorts.....

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Steve "Shakari" Robinson
Kuduland Safaris (Africa) Ltd
info@kuduland.com
www.kuduland.com

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Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	NitroX	26/01/04 11:00 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	mikeh416Rigby	13/04/04 12:41 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	grandveneur	07/03/10 04:44 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	AfricaHunter	07/03/10 01:20 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	Oldsarge	08/03/10 08:22 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	NitroX	06/03/10 04:31 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	ozhunter	06/03/10 11:45 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	NitroX	07/03/10 03:59 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	mikeh416Rigby	06/03/10 01:08 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	shakari	06/03/10 07:08 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	shakari	06/03/10 09:55 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	Mike_Bailey	06/03/10 10:23 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	shakari	06/03/10 11:00 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	AspenHill	07/03/10 01:31 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	mickey	13/04/04 01:22 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	mikeh416Rigby	13/04/04 08:07 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	NitroX	13/04/04 08:26 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	475Guy	13/04/04 11:35 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	mikeh416Rigby	14/04/04 08:50 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	NitroX	14/04/04 09:48 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	atkinson6	17/04/04 07:14 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	Paul	09/03/10 07:39 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	ozhunter	09/03/10 09:41 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	Brad	12/03/10 03:36 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	NitroX	09/09/12 03:06 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	ozhunter	09/09/12 06:34 PM
Mozambique Photos	NitroX	13/04/04 02:33 AM
Re: Mozambique Photos	NitroX	13/04/04 02:39 AM
Re: Mozambique Photos	Gibbs505	13/04/04 12:19 PM
Re: Mozambique Photos	NitroX	13/04/04 02:46 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	470Nitro	27/01/04 01:47 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	luv2safari	27/01/04 03:56 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	shakari	27/01/04 05:35 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	NONE	27/01/04 10:07 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	NitroX	27/01/04 09:56 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	shakari	27/01/04 04:01 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	Buffalobwana	23/04/04 01:44 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	shakari	23/04/04 02:58 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	Buffalobwana	27/04/04 05:26 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	shakari	29/04/04 05:24 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	470Nitro	27/01/04 09:26 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	shakari	28/01/04 05:29 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	shakari	28/01/04 11:05 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	holland465	29/01/04 08:53 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	atkinson6	29/01/04 09:01 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	shakari	29/01/04 10:05 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	NitroX	29/01/04 02:43 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	shakari	29/01/04 03:51 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	luv2safari	29/01/04 05:05 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	NitroX	29/01/04 07:11 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	AdamTayler	14/04/04 01:23 AM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	Will	29/01/04 11:27 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	Will	28/01/04 06:44 PM
Re: Mozambique - a forgotten hunting ground?	shakari	29/01/04 04:17 AM

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