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Grizzly
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Re: The price for your words
25/10/06 01:52 PM

Woe unto you, Mehul, for the commission of such a dire transgression against the eyes of the 4 bore gods!

Few of us mortals have been granted the divine privilege to see a 4 bore. I would dare say that more members here have seen the Loch Ness Monster than cast eyes upon an old English 4 bore. There is a reason for that - unless favored by the creator of the double rifle universe to cast eyes upon a 4 bore without being blinded, most of us are not worth to even cast an eye upon such an idol. IF one is not worthy to be graced with the honor of viewing a physical specimen, it is folly for one to have the temerity, the unmitigated gall, to venture to opine on something far beyond his worldly grasp.

It is written that those whose eyes casteth not upon the 4 bore are banned from even speaking her name.

Toiling in a shop is much too lenient a punishment for transgressing upon the realm of the double rifle titans.

Your punishment shall be to shoot the beast with a 16 dram load! So let it be written, so let it be done.

So 500's wrath doeth not runneth over, it would be highly advisable to build a hasty altar upon which you should immediately sacrifice 100 chickens, 50 goats and 10 angus cattle - or in australian scarificial dollars, that would be 200 koalas (they taste like chicken), 100 wombat and 50 kangaroo.

Now man! Before it's too late!

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Subject	Posted by	Posted on
Immaculate 4 bore on sale in the UK	mehulkamdar	21/10/06 11:07 PM
Re: Immaculate 4 bore on sale in the UK	gatsby	22/10/06 09:49 AM
Re: Immaculate 4 bore on sale in the UK	tinker	23/10/06 06:54 AM
Re: Immaculate 4 bore on sale in the UK	jaz	23/10/06 04:45 AM
waterbird guns, long range, and flip sights...	tinker	05/11/06 12:26 PM
Re: waterbird guns, long range, and flip sights...	gatsby	05/11/06 01:45 PM
Re: waterbird guns, long range, and flip sights...	tinker	05/11/06 02:06 PM
Re: Immaculate 4 bore on sale in the UK	500Nitro	23/10/06 06:49 AM
Re: Immaculate 4 bore on sale in the UK	mehulkamdar	23/10/06 11:47 AM
The price for your words	tinker	23/10/06 01:38 PM
Re: The price for your words	mehulkamdar	25/10/06 02:22 PM
Re: The price for your words	tinker	27/10/06 12:09 AM
Re: The price for your words	NitroX	27/10/06 03:26 AM
Re: The price for your words	tinker	27/10/06 03:54 AM
Re: The price for your words	mehulkamdar	01/11/06 04:09 AM
Re: The price for your words	tinker	02/11/06 02:11 AM
Re: The price for your words	mickey	27/10/06 02:18 AM
On Being Native in a Foreign land...	tinker	27/10/06 03:17 AM
Re: The price for your words	Grizzly	26/10/06 03:47 PM
Re: The price for your words	Grizzly	25/10/06 01:52 PM
Re: The price for your words	NitroX	25/10/06 02:08 PM
Re: The price for your words	DoubleD	25/10/06 02:08 PM
Re: Immaculate 4 bore on sale in the UK	500Nitro	23/10/06 12:16 PM
Re: Immaculate 4 bore on sale in the UK	empirevr	22/10/06 09:02 AM

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