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Re: My new Merkel!
      13/07/20 11:38 PM

Montana..

FYI: We're doing OK here right now with COVID cases. We watch in horror as the rest of the country spikes and wonder how long before it makes its way here.
So if you plan on vacationing in our great state of Montana, our rivers, lakes or on our prairies this summer, I think you should know that red ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to a wetter than usual spring.

Mountain lions have eaten all domesticated animals and some smaller people.

The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation.

We have had bear sightings at every park and town.

We have Bigfoots INVADING OUR PARKS.

Porcupines "stabbing" small children should they dare to enter the forest.

Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs.
Murder hornets!?! We’ve got SHITLOADS of murder hornets.

And I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners have released them into the streets of our towns.

Head lice now fly... right beside the bats.

So stay where you are, in your own province, state or county where it's safe!

Seriously, PLEASE DO NOT COME HERE... ✋🏼 🤗
and we also have NO TOILET PAPER!!

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ALL MEN DIE, BUT FEW MEN TRULY LIVE..

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* My new Merkel! animalwithin 04/07/20 01:32 PM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! NitroXAdministrator   09/07/20 02:12 PM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! Ripp   11/07/20 04:35 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! Homer   11/07/20 07:17 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! Ripp   13/07/20 11:38 PM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! 93x64mm   14/07/20 10:15 PM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! NitroXAdministrator   15/07/20 03:43 PM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! Rod4861   15/07/20 04:55 PM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! animalwithin   19/07/20 06:05 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! animalwithin   10/07/20 04:30 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! DarylS   10/07/20 11:29 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! Louis   04/07/20 05:12 PM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! tinker   05/07/20 12:30 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! DarylS   05/07/20 01:17 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! animalwithin   05/07/20 08:43 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! Ripp   08/07/20 02:18 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! animalwithin   08/07/20 04:02 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! Ripp   08/07/20 07:15 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! DarylS   08/07/20 12:54 PM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! Ripp   08/07/20 11:27 PM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! DarylS   09/07/20 01:42 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! NitroXAdministrator   08/07/20 01:09 PM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! animalwithin   08/07/20 08:57 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! Homer   05/07/20 09:07 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! DarylS   05/07/20 09:31 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! tinker   05/07/20 03:03 PM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! NitroXAdministrator   06/07/20 11:56 AM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! animalwithin   06/07/20 01:41 PM
. * * Re: My new Merkel! DarylS   07/07/20 02:21 AM

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