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Ripp
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Reged: 19/02/07
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Re: My new Merkel!
13/07/20 11:38 PM

Montana..

FYI: We're doing OK here right now with COVID cases. We watch in horror as the rest of the country spikes and wonder how long before it makes its way here.
So if you plan on vacationing in our great state of Montana, our rivers, lakes or on our prairies this summer, I think you should know that red ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to a wetter than usual spring.

Mountain lions have eaten all domesticated animals and some smaller people.

The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation.

We have had bear sightings at every park and town.

We have Bigfoots INVADING OUR PARKS.

Porcupines "stabbing" small children should they dare to enter the forest.

Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs.
Murder hornets!?! We’ve got SHITLOADS of murder hornets.

And I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners have released them into the streets of our towns.

Head lice now fly... right beside the bats.

So stay where you are, in your own province, state or county where it's safe!

Seriously, PLEASE DO NOT COME HERE... ✋🏼 🤗
and we also have NO TOILET PAPER!!

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ALL MEN DIE, BUT FEW MEN TRULY LIVE..

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My new Merkel!	animalwithin	04/07/20 01:32 PM
Re: My new Merkel!	NitroX	09/07/20 02:12 PM
Re: My new Merkel!	Ripp	11/07/20 04:35 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	Homer	11/07/20 07:17 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	Ripp	13/07/20 11:38 PM
Re: My new Merkel!	93x64mm	14/07/20 10:15 PM
Re: My new Merkel!	NitroX	15/07/20 03:43 PM
Re: My new Merkel!	Rod4861	15/07/20 04:55 PM
Re: My new Merkel!	animalwithin	19/07/20 06:05 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	animalwithin	10/07/20 04:30 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	DarylS	10/07/20 11:29 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	Louis	04/07/20 05:12 PM
Re: My new Merkel!	tinker	05/07/20 12:30 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	DarylS	05/07/20 01:17 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	animalwithin	05/07/20 08:43 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	Ripp	08/07/20 02:18 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	animalwithin	08/07/20 04:02 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	Ripp	08/07/20 07:15 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	DarylS	08/07/20 12:54 PM
Re: My new Merkel!	Ripp	08/07/20 11:27 PM
Re: My new Merkel!	DarylS	09/07/20 01:42 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	NitroX	08/07/20 01:09 PM
Re: My new Merkel!	animalwithin	08/07/20 08:57 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	Homer	05/07/20 09:07 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	DarylS	05/07/20 09:31 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	tinker	05/07/20 03:03 PM
Re: My new Merkel!	NitroX	06/07/20 11:56 AM
Re: My new Merkel!	animalwithin	06/07/20 01:41 PM
Re: My new Merkel!	DarylS	07/07/20 02:21 AM

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