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I will take the liberty of posting a story 2nd hand.

A Russian named Ivan went hunting in Africa and took his rental lady with him. During the hunt, they moved from one remote camp to another by boat. After the boat ride, the lady was tired so she stayed in camp.

So Ivan and the PH hopped in a boat and went about 40KM upriver looking for a suitable croc. But the boat motor was terminal, so they had to row back. By the time it was alsmost dark they were still 10km from the camp, and Ivan said he was going no further. So the PH and Ivan went to a native kraal to sleep for the night.

At the kraal, Ivan said he wanted his cigars and vodka. So the PH told two teenage native boys (who were in their native state of nakedness) to run to the camp and fetch the cigars and vodka. The boys complied, but when they got to the cabin, the Russian rental lady was in there clipping her toenails with a small pair of scissors. Seeing the unclothed natives, she thought they were interested in utilizing her services gratis, so she tried to stab them with her nail clipping scissors. The boys being very agile, they grabbed the vodka and cigars and took off, delivered them to Ivan in the kraal so that he could enjoy his evening.

I understand this to be a true story.

Edited by NitroX (31/03/05 12:20 AM)

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