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Bidgee
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Land rovers
06/09/15 09:28 PM

Opening Pandora's box here!

They say 90% of all Land Rovers manufactured are still on the road. The other 10% have reached their destination.

All Land Rovers are like women - They moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and you spend more money than you ever expected once you've committed yourself to one.

Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket

Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for road assistance.

Why do Landys have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's.
That's because they are always being towed by something else.

Why do LR's always drive in convoy?
The are playing 'Who's the weakest Link'

I always wondered why they called their models, a Series 90, Defender 110 etc. But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name are the top speeds.

When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are emergency numbers: police, ambulance, doctor and Landrover Service .

Q: What do you find on pages 4 and 5 of the Landy's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.

Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: When the driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge inside the car.

Q. Why do the latest models have rear window demisters.
A. To keep the hands warm when pushing.

Q. Why do Landy drivers greet each other when passing by showing their palm.
A. To show that they have not pushed the Landy since the last bath they had.

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Subject	Posted by	Posted on
Land rovers	Bidgee	06/09/15 09:28 PM
Re: Land rovers	NitroX	06/09/15 09:46 PM
Re: Land rovers	MikeRowe	06/09/15 10:21 PM
Re: Land rovers	Ahmed577	06/09/15 10:54 PM
Re: Land rovers	NitroX	07/09/15 12:16 AM
Re: Land rovers	larcher	07/09/15 04:57 AM
Re: Land rovers	EricD	07/09/15 07:12 AM
Re: Land rovers	larcher	09/09/15 05:06 AM
Re: Land rovers	DarylS	09/09/15 09:33 AM
Re: Land rovers	NitroX	09/09/15 09:48 PM
Re: Land rovers	DarylS	10/09/15 01:01 AM
Re: Land rovers	NitroX	10/09/15 01:21 AM
Re: Land rovers	NitroX	10/09/15 01:52 AM
Re: Land rovers	NitroX	10/09/15 02:00 AM
Re: Land rovers	Bidgee	11/09/15 09:02 PM
Re: Land rovers	NitroX	12/09/15 01:47 AM
Re: Land rovers	DarylS	12/09/15 01:50 AM
Re: Land rovers	Bidgee	12/09/15 03:22 AM
Re: Land rovers	NitroX	12/09/15 03:42 AM
Re: Land rovers	DarylS	12/09/15 11:56 PM
Re: Land rovers	Marrakai	19/09/15 05:28 PM
Re: Land rovers	ozhunter	18/10/15 09:47 PM
Re: Land rovers	GD	29/03/16 02:00 AM
Re: Land rovers	gryphon	29/03/16 05:31 AM
Re: Land rovers	NitroX	09/09/15 09:42 PM
Re: Land rovers	larcher	09/09/15 10:46 PM
Re: Land rovers	NitroX	09/09/15 11:53 PM
Re: Land rovers	NitroX	09/09/15 11:58 PM
Re: Land rovers	Bidgee	07/09/15 01:00 AM
Re: Land rovers	Bidgee	07/09/15 01:11 AM

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