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Bidgee
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Land rovers
      06/09/15 09:28 PM

Opening Pandora's box here!

They say 90% of all Land Rovers manufactured are still on the road. The other 10% have reached their destination.

All Land Rovers are like women - They moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and you spend more money than you ever expected once you've committed yourself to one.

Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket

Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for road assistance.

Why do Landys have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's.
That's because they are always being towed by something else.

Why do LR's always drive in convoy?
The are playing 'Who's the weakest Link'

I always wondered why they called their models, a Series 90, Defender 110 etc. But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name are the top speeds.

When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are emergency numbers: police, ambulance, doctor and Landrover Service .

Q: What do you find on pages 4 and 5 of the Landy's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.

Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: When the driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge inside the car.

Q. Why do the latest models have rear window demisters.
A. To keep the hands warm when pushing.

Q. Why do Landy drivers greet each other when passing by showing their palm.
A. To show that they have not pushed the Landy since the last bath they had.

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* Land rovers Bidgee 06/09/15 09:28 PM
. * * Re: Land rovers NitroXAdministrator   06/09/15 09:46 PM
. * * Re: Land rovers MikeRowe   06/09/15 10:21 PM
. * * Re: Land rovers Ahmed577   06/09/15 10:54 PM
. * * Re: Land rovers NitroXAdministrator   07/09/15 12:16 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers larcher   07/09/15 04:57 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers EricD   07/09/15 07:12 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers larcher   09/09/15 05:06 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers DarylS   09/09/15 09:33 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers NitroXAdministrator   09/09/15 09:48 PM
. * * Re: Land rovers DarylS   10/09/15 01:01 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers NitroXAdministrator   10/09/15 01:21 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers NitroXAdministrator   10/09/15 01:52 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers NitroXAdministrator   10/09/15 02:00 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers Bidgee   11/09/15 09:02 PM
. * * Re: Land rovers NitroXAdministrator   12/09/15 01:47 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers DarylS   12/09/15 01:50 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers Bidgee   12/09/15 03:22 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers NitroXAdministrator   12/09/15 03:42 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers DarylS   12/09/15 11:56 PM
. * * Re: Land rovers Marrakai   19/09/15 05:28 PM
. * * Re: Land rovers ozhunter   18/10/15 09:47 PM
. * * Re: Land rovers GD   29/03/16 02:00 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers gryphon   29/03/16 05:31 AM
. * * Re: Land rovers NitroXAdministrator   09/09/15 09:42 PM
. * * Re: Land rovers larcher   09/09/15 10:46 PM
. * * Re: Land rovers NitroXAdministrator   09/09/15 11:53 PM
. * * Re: Land rovers NitroXAdministrator   09/09/15 11:58 PM
. * * Re: Land rovers Bidgee   07/09/15 01:00 AM
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