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LoL LoL now that was funny, do you have some thing against Norway ?

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HEAVEN NO, what do you believe

hunting taxidermied moose is a serious sport in norway and in fact they are realy fanatics about this. no norwegian ever shoot a living moose not even seen one because they are all dedicated long sleeper. they buy the taxidermied moose by the swedes who telling them that this is what the moose are for large sums of petrodollars.
the swedes also never shoot a moose but some of them speaking latin whats not known in norway and they dont sleep soooo long. so the swedes learned by reading Julius Caesars book "Commentarii de Bello Gallico" the moose have no knee's and so slepping by lean against a tree and you can catch them by notch this sleeping tree so it broke when the moose comes for sleeping. without knees the moose once on the ground can't move away something the swedes knowing for sure from own experience when sleeping while drunk and lean against a tree than fall to the ground and being not able to move until the next morning. the finns also learned this from the swedes who have this as a trade secret but the finns offered the cheap wodka they only use for cleaning car windows and such stuff and the swedes could not resist.
the norwegian also asked the finns for taxidermied moose but the finns need them all for selling as soveniers to tourists and its very common to see familys coming back from finnland with one ot two bull moose in the baggage.

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Norwegian hunter misses moose, shoots man on toilet
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bringing civilisation to the barbarians

Edited by lancaster (16/01/15 10:22 PM)

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