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I wouldn't touch that statement with the proverbial 10-foot pole! (And I hope your gf doesn't, either. you might have an off-night, you know.)

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Dude. When I have an off-night it'll be 15 minutes after I'm dead already. She can have the gun, for all the good it'll do her at that point.

The "proverbial 10-foot pole" comment I find rich in potential irony. Do you mind if I mine it?

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