Man, you're starting to make my rotator cuff ache something fierce. I think I'd flinch like hell if one of those non-recoil pad monsters was foisted on me. Now, I like big stuff as much as the next guy but I draw the line on outright pain.
-------------------- Lo do they call to me,
They bid me take my place among
them in the Halls of Valhalla,
Where the brave may live forever.