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"Hellfire & Double Rifles"
      #5103 - 23/11/03 01:13 AM

"Hellfire & Double Rifles"


"I've taken my fun where I've found it
and now I must pay for my fun
For the more you 'ave know o' the others,
the less you will settle to one;
An' the end of its sittin' and thinkin'
an dreamin' Hell-fires to see.
So be warned by my lot (which I known you will not),
an' learn about women from me."

Rudyard Kipling



I leave you in suspense for the moment ........



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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: NitroX]
      #5124 - 23/11/03 01:48 PM

Shazaam!
Don't torment us for too long!

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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: NitroX]
      #6545 - 05/01/04 11:25 PM


In reply to:

I leave you in suspense for the moment ........



Yes...and???

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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: 4seventy]
      #6566 - 06/01/04 10:25 AM

Damn I forgot!

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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: NitroX]
      #6567 - 06/01/04 10:29 AM

You'll keep Nitro!!

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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: NitroX]
      #6568 - 06/01/04 10:29 AM

Memory is the second thing to go. I am sorry for your wife.

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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: mickey]
      #6570 - 06/01/04 10:38 AM

You see at the time I was busy tied up with the lovely Miss Double Guns.

For those that have forgotten.


Now in order to alter her well endowed singlet I had to get real in close, very close, and use that funny little hand (on the screen) to rub away for hours it seemed like to remove the old logo.

Then when I had removed the old singlet I needed to put a new one on her.

By then I was very confused and had forgotten most of everything.

I don't know why?

It was fun though

Now I will have to get back to Hellfire.


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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: mickey]
      #6572 - 06/01/04 10:59 AM

Mickey, I think you're right!
If Nitro is putting in hours of hand rubbing while he's real close to Miss NE's well proportioned chest, and all he ends up with is confusion, he may well be having "problems"!

Nitro, perhaps if you added some "pointy bits" it may help?

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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: 4seventy]
      #6579 - 06/01/04 11:22 AM

470

There are many serious issues here. It would depend on why he got confused.

Was he busy 'scrubbing away with his little hand' and forgot what he was doing? Did he know what he was doing but forget why? Did he not know what or why he was doing it? Many questions.

My question is why does NitroX have to 'scrub away with his little' hand on a computer screen and does this qualify as Cyber Sex? Also, what else does he do with his 'little hand'?

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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: NitroX]
      #6580 - 06/01/04 11:22 AM

By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires:
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.. . .

. . .he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made
And crowns for convoy put into his purse:
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is called the feast of Crispian:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian:'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day.'
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.



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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: mickey]
      #6582 - 06/01/04 11:50 AM

Mickey, yes, serious issues for sure.
Do you think, as moderators, we should notify or warn other members who may not yet be aware of, shall we say Nitros rather unsavoury little habits?
Perhaps we could ensure that he always wears boxing gloves while on the forum? This could possibly prevent his "little hand" from having its way!


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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: 4seventy]
      #6583 - 06/01/04 12:10 PM

I'm not sure if we can legally warn anybody as this is his sight but I can tell you I'm not posting MY picture here.

Boxing gloves, yes! I don't think we should recommend that he puts his 'funny little hand' in his pocket either.

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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: mickey]
      #6590 - 06/01/04 02:15 PM

Orange rubber gloves if you please!

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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: Rusty]
      #6595 - 06/01/04 02:32 PM

I think that Rusty may have found where his wife hid the Christmas Brandy too. Either that or he is getting ready for a trip to Juarez.

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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: mickey]
      #6599 - 06/01/04 09:27 PM

Ahh, Mickey,

You make me remember those days of my youth when a bunch of us would pile into the car and drive 6 hours from Odessa, Texas to Jaurez to raise Hell! In those days we called it Waa-Zoo. Looking back I wonder why we drove all that way to such a filthy place just so we could buy watered down whisky under age. !

And I did find the stash of Christmas Single Malt!

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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: Rusty]
      #6605 - 07/01/04 01:16 AM


I think we could be dealing with one sick puppy here!
My suggestion that he wear boxing gloves was given with the best intentions and the now the kinky so and so is saying he would prefer orange rubber gloves!
Mickey, regarding Nitro's "sight", I would think that it was probably shot to hell years ago considering the rate he himself described that his "little hand" was capable of!
You know, the old "I don't care if I do go blind, do da, do da!



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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: Rusty]
      #6607 - 07/01/04 01:59 AM

Where I grew up Waa-Zoo was Washington State University. We went for the same reasons though.

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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: 4seventy]
      #6608 - 07/01/04 02:18 AM

470

Perhaps an intervention is called for here. The worst thing a Hunter can lose is his sight. Since you, Bakes, Gryphon and some others are already in Aus. I think that it is your responsibility to handle this problem. It is obvious that Nitro is already trying to handle it with his 'funny little hand in the orange rubber glove' but it may be bigger than we think. (I doubt it, but maybe)

I wouldn't worry about him being mad as he

a) Has 'little hands'.
b) Won't be able to see who it is. And
c) Will Forget you guys were there anyway.

Good Luck

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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: mickey]
      #6625 - 07/01/04 10:32 AM

Oy!!! When my back is turned. "Et tu, Brutus".

Some of you reading all this might think, "what's all this silly guff?"

But you will find this is all part of a cunning plan. And will actually fit the story "Hellfire and Double Rifles" quite well.


There is madness to my method!


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Re: "Hellfire & Double Rifles" [Re: NitroX]
      #378844 - 24/08/23 02:27 AM

In the end I took this topic offline as I wasn't sure if it was wise to finish it. But seeing the video and new post, after nineteen years, reopened.

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