NitroX
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https://fb.watch/f4Pe7ZAVFB/
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Govt get out of our lives NOW!
"I love the smell of cordite in the morning."
"A Sharp spear needs no polish"
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NitroX
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Anyone watch?
Funny and ridiculous at times. I wouldn't rely on it. 
Tigers can't climb a tree? Really?
Stand someone on your shoulders to look bigger? Yep, and tip them at the tiger when it charges and run away!
My solution.
Carry "Zabardast" my WJ Jeffery .450 No. 2 Nitro Express double rifle. A rifle used in colonial India and probably used on tiger, gaur, buffalo and the like. I'm assuming it's all part of its history. It's in its genes and soul.
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John aka NitroX
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Govt get out of our lives NOW!
"I love the smell of cordite in the morning."
"A Sharp spear needs no polish"
Edited by NitroX (24/08/22 10:38 PM)
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93x64mm
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Anyone watch?
Funny and ridiculous. I wouldn't rely on it.
Tigers can't climb a tree?
Stand someone on your shoulders to look bigger? Yep, and tip them at the tiger when it charges and run away!
My solution. Carry "Zabardast" my WJ Jeffery .450 No. 2 Nitro Express double rifle. A rifle used in colonial India and probably used on tiger, gaur, buffalo and the like. I'm assuming it's all part of its history. In its genes and soul.
I'll take your solution any day John!
(Edited to correct the android robot in the quotation.)
Edited by NitroX (24/08/22 10:39 PM)
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lancaster
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I see it now and find it reasonable
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Norwegian hunter misses moose, shoots man on toilet
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bringing civilisation to the barbarians
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degoins
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Quote:
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Anyone watch?
Funny and ridiculous. I wouldn't rely on it.
Tigers can't climb a tree?
Stand someone on your shoulders to look bigger? Yep, and tip them at the tiger when it charges and run away!
My solution. Carry "Zabardast" my WJ Jeffery .450 No. 2 Nitro Express double rifle. A rifle used in colonial India and probably used on tiger, gaur, buffalo and the like. I'm assuming it's all part of its history. In its genes and soul.
I'll take your solution any day John!
+1
(Edited to correct the android robot in the quotation.)
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Marrakai
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Step 6:
Don't believe bullsh!t...
Yep. That's the one believable point!
Classic "How to Survive" nonsense.
If you want a real laugh, try "How to Survive a Cape Buffalo Attack".
Step 1: Don't hunt them!
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Marrakai
When the bull drops, the bullshit stops!
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NitroX
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Don't sleep it off in the bamboos behind the Club. 
And if so, carry a revolver.
"Not tonight dear", 1903 British India
#386546 - 30/08/24 08:05 PM (58.6.170.220)
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"Not tonight dear", 1903 British India.
Sher Khan was delighted to find yet another drunken British planter sleeping it off behind the Club.
Artist - Wal Paget.
A collection of unfortunate encounters in Imperial India.
Vintage Illustrations from various publications. Digitally restored Image. East India Company and Raj Research Group collection.
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John aka NitroX
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Govt get out of our lives NOW!
"I love the smell of cordite in the morning."
"A Sharp spear needs no polish"
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