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Ok I'll play......how??

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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A woman is driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again,until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,"What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says...

(Are you ready for this?)


(Are you sure?)


(This is bad!)


(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)


(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)


(You can still delete it)

(You know you're gonna be sorry)



(Last chance)



(OK, here it is)


It says,


"Hare Spray - Restores life to dead hare, adds permanent wave."


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Ps. Good joke Vapodog!

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Erik....a good morning to the entire Scandanavian community.....and especially those Danes. Grandpa's name was Jensen and he came from Copenhagen....Grandma's name was Hansen...

My Father, a Switzer, once asked them how they was so sure that they was Dane because of all the "fence jumping" over there?.....The reply...."you Swiss are merely jealous".

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"Hare Spray - Restores life to dead hare, adds permanent wave."

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Building a bit on your joke Vapodog, perhaps the Aussies need a shipment of NAIR - Hare removal products to get rid of these rabbits!

Erik

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perhaps the Aussies need a shipment of NAIR - Hare removal products to get rid of these rabbits!

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Erik I prefer the surgical method actually...

Here's a photo of my scalpel





Bakes....you bring the wok and I'll bring the surgical equipment

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a wok is what you throw at a wabbit when you don't have a wifle!

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Bakesy,
shouldn't that be "FWO" at a wabbit

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a wok is what you throw at a wabbit when you don't have a wifle!

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Al right...that does it....NitroX, it's about time you posted a "how to speak Aussie" lessons somewhere.

Bakes is throwing a "wok" at em and I'm thinking it's an oriental style frying pan.....you know...for stir fry stuff....Stir fry rabbit would be a great idea.....better than on a "barbi".....
And I had trouble learning Africaan!!!

Where are the Damn Brits on this forum.....I bet they don't speak English at all!!!

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