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Double rifles and Monty Python
#6571 - 06/01/04 10:50 AM

Now this is pure supposition. But I have a strong feeling it is true. I believe there is a strong correlation in persons who like or lust after double rifles and also in enjoyment of Monty Python.

Be honest and tell if you enjoy both.

"This may be a worrying trend if true."

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#6573 - 06/01/04 11:07 AM

That dude looks like he's just had a double dicharge with a short stock 8 pound 500 Nitro!!

Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Faaaaaaarrrrkkkkk that hurt!

Edited by 4seventy (06/01/04 11:14 AM)

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: 4seventy]
#6575 - 06/01/04 11:11 AM

I have a feeling this fellow is actually someone quite famous and appropriate for being a Monty Python Double Riflelite.

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#6576 - 06/01/04 11:13 AM

"And now, for something completely different!"

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: Rusty]
#6584 - 06/01/04 12:57 PM

Behave yourselves, gentlemen, or I shall say....

Nicht... nicht...nicht and command you to bring me an shrubbery

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: Holmes]
#6586 - 06/01/04 01:18 PM

It is but a flesh wound!

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: Rusty]
#6600 - 06/01/04 10:48 PM

Can we 'ave your liver, then?

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: Marrakai]
#6602 - 07/01/04 12:11 AM

He's not the Messiah, He's just a very naughty boy!

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#6626 - 07/01/04 10:35 AM

I may be wrong but isn't this Teddy Roosevelt?

Obviously "slightly" altered.

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#6631 - 07/01/04 11:29 AM

Well, I certainly didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Nooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#6633 - 07/01/04 11:40 AM

Where did you get the coconuts?

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NitroX
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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: Rusty]
#6634 - 07/01/04 12:04 PM

I have a theory on dinosaurs

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#6636 - 07/01/04 05:04 PM

There's men with guns out there. Not toy guns, but proper guns. I mean, blimey, if a war broke out, someone could get hurt.

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#6711 - 09/01/04 06:41 PM

"Alms for an ex-leppah?!!"

Yes, I'm guilty. I am a big fan of both--Monty Python & double rifles.

"LightningTwice"

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: LightningTwice]
#6870 - 13/01/04 08:05 AM

"What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?"

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#6872 - 13/01/04 09:58 AM

How do you know she's a witch?

She turned me into a newt ....., well, I got better.

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#6972 - 15/01/04 10:17 AM

Of course we like double rifles! They take the place of artillery!

"Bring forth the Holy Handgrenade!!"

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#6974 - 15/01/04 11:40 AM

“What are you afraid of it’s just a small white rabbit?”

Heck ya I’d love to have a Double!

“Now go away or I shall taunt you again!”

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: Hauptjäger]
#7131 - 20/01/04 04:23 AM

nothing beats castle anthrax.... "and then... the oral sex!"

"and blow them to tiny bits.... in thy mercy"

"ichy ichy ichy ptang zoooooooopoing....aishedhdghsdh"

"you much cut down the mightiest tree in the forest WITH.... a herring!"

"come see the violence inherent in the system!"

"oh, look at this lovely filth!"

...I could go on...

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#7203 - 21/01/04 09:20 AM

Welease Woderwick ,I have a fweind in Wome called Woderwick. Yep seen every Monty Python more than once.

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: cr500]
#7210 - 21/01/04 01:16 PM

I like a supper of Spam, Spam, Spam & Spam...with a side of Spam & Spam, But I'm a lumberjack & I'm OK...Who the H... is Monty Viper...or Whatever his name is?? Oh...I doooo like double rifles...kill a lot of Spammers with them...

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#8178 - 05/02/04 03:32 AM

I a mmm i gib fan on monty opithion "s flyiing curkus.
AND 2X rifles.. Sorry about the typing "NEW BRAIN" apple sause Mrs. Bridges.

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NitroX
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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#8480 - 08/02/04 01:21 PM

Is this Teddy Roosevelt or am I wrong?

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#8484 - 08/02/04 02:49 PM

Actually, he was not overly fond of the monicker, "Teddy". Preferred Theodore.

But, yup, that's him.

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: Holmes]
#8485 - 08/02/04 03:07 PM

See yet another connection between double rifles and Monty Python. Cosmic, man.

I thought it was and that is why I "borrowed" the gif.

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#8657 - 11/02/04 03:26 AM

As a card carrying member of the Looney Party, I concur.

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#8678 - 11/02/04 06:31 AM

It's spelled Smith, but it's pronounced Throat Wabbler Mangrove.

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#8679 - 11/02/04 06:34 AM

Yes I love them both. Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: mikeh416Rigby]
#215452 - 25/08/12 10:04 AM

This is an old post, but I would just like to say

Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Help help, I'm bein' repressed!!!

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#215464 - 25/08/12 12:21 PM

Repeat after me, "Romani domus exeunt". "Now 1500 lines before dawn or you're in for it".

"We don't recognise your patriarchy squire, we're an anarcho-syndicalist collective."

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: kamilaroi]
#215471 - 25/08/12 02:38 PM

A sword from a tart in a lake is no way to form a system of government.

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: CowboyCS]
#215489 - 25/08/12 07:38 PM

Albatross, albatross

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: iomskp]
#215534 - 26/08/12 06:06 PM

"A dog turd and tonic please"....:)

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#215792 - 30/08/12 11:15 AM

I'm not dead! I'm feeling much better now!
Doug

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: gungadoug]
#215812 - 31/08/12 04:25 AM

has ceased to be! it is no more! gone to meet 'is maker! 'e's a stiff, bereft of life 'e rests in peace! run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible THIS IS AN EX PARROT!

TH44

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: TH44]
#216600 - 12/09/12 03:13 AM

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Love Monty python and double rifles.

John

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: Levallois]
#216801 - 16/09/12 12:10 PM

Perhaps a BGR Class 1 Nitro event in the Upper Class Twit of the Year trials, just before Shooting Yourself in the Head?

Nah, that would be in poor taste!
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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: ChrisPer]
#216809 - 16/09/12 02:49 PM

Quote:

Perhaps a BGR Class 1 Nitro event in the Upper Class Twit of the Year trials....

But is that the Blue Breasted Twit, or the Red Breasted Twit?

You must answer these three questions.

(PS I know the question is not from the Holy Grail but has been paraphrased.)

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#216835 - 17/09/12 01:03 AM

I fart in your general direction!

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: DarylS]
#221741 - 16/12/12 12:55 PM

I've seen a few people using heavy calibre rifles that would do well in the ministry of silly walks......

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NitroX
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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: Well_Well_Well]
#296916 - 12/03/17 11:02 PM

btttt

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#300490 - 18/05/17 11:38 PM

Well, you're no fun anymore...

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: huntingsgr8]
#300497 - 19/05/17 02:03 AM

More Python:

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: 3DogMike]
#300501 - 19/05/17 02:19 AM

Runaway, Runaway!

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: DarylS]
#300505 - 19/05/17 03:13 AM

Back atcha Daryl:

Maître d': "Ah, good afternoon, sir; and how are we today?"
Mr Creosote: "Better."
Maître d': "Better?"
Mr Creosote: "Better get a bucket, I'm gonna throw up."

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#300511 - 19/05/17 10:14 AM

Not a Monty Python fan, not big on doubles (I still want a few though

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: Ash]
#300517 - 19/05/17 02:24 PM

"...and after the spanking, the oral sex!"
"Well, perhaps I could stay a bit longer."

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: 416rigby]
#300796 - 25/05/17 02:30 PM

"West Indians [cut pages] aren't [cut pages] any [cut pages] good at Cricket". Always remember this sketch when reading the news these days...

No, wait, that was The Fry and Laurie Show.

Anyway, love the Monty Pyton too.

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Re: Double rifles and Monty Python [Re: NitroX]
#300818 - 26/05/17 04:34 AM

Five is right out.

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