bonanza
(.400 member)
17/05/07 05:38 AM
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee, and

A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the
six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know
what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."


hoppdoc
(.400 member)
17/05/07 06:25 AM
Re: WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

My wife says thats why I'm damn lucky to have her.

I tell her if I'm so d*mn ugly why did you marry me??
She says I was a challenge and that I have a great personality!!

If so then I wonder how come shes always calling me an assh*le??

Guess I fooled her!!


NitroXAdministrator
(.700 member)
17/05/07 02:25 PM
Re: WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

Quote:

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."




Drunken but direct logic!



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