NitroX
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Double rifles and Monty Python
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Now this is pure supposition. But I have a strong feeling it is true. I believe there is a strong correlation in persons who like or lust after double rifles and also in enjoyment of Monty Python.
Be honest and tell if you enjoy both.
"This may be a worrying trend if true."
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| 4seventy |
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| 06/01/04 11:07 AM |
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That dude looks like he's just had a double dicharge with a short stock 8 pound 500 Nitro!!
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Faaaaaaarrrrkkkkk that hurt!
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NitroX
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| 06/01/04 11:11 AM |
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I have a feeling this fellow is actually someone quite famous and appropriate for being a Monty Python Double Riflelite.
| Rusty |
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| 06/01/04 11:13 AM |
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"And now, for something completely different!"
| Holmes |
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| 06/01/04 12:57 PM |
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Behave yourselves, gentlemen, or I shall say....
Nicht... nicht...nicht and command you to bring me an shrubbery
| Rusty |
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| 06/01/04 01:18 PM |
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It is but a flesh wound!
| Marrakai |
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| 06/01/04 10:48 PM |
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Can we 'ave your liver, then?
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| 4seventy |
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| 07/01/04 12:11 AM |
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He's not the Messiah, He's just a very naughty boy!
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NitroX
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| 07/01/04 10:35 AM |
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I may be wrong but isn't this Teddy Roosevelt?
Obviously "slightly" altered.
| DPhillips |
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| 07/01/04 11:29 AM |
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Well, I certainly didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
Nooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
| Rusty |
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| 07/01/04 11:40 AM |
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Where did you get the coconuts?
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NitroX
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| 07/01/04 12:04 PM |
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I have a theory on dinosaurs
| DPhillips |
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| 07/01/04 05:04 PM |
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There's men with guns out there. Not toy guns, but proper guns. I mean, blimey, if a war broke out, someone could get hurt.
| LightningTwice |
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| 09/01/04 06:41 PM |
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"Alms for an ex-leppah?!!"
Yes, I'm guilty. I am a big fan of both--Monty Python & double rifles.
"LightningTwice"
| BFaucett |
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| 13/01/04 08:05 AM |
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"What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?"
| Levallois |
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| 13/01/04 09:58 AM |
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How do you know she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt ....., well, I got better.
| Rick_R |
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| 15/01/04 10:17 AM |
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Of course we like double rifles! They take the place of artillery!
"Bring forth the Holy Handgrenade!!"
Rick the Enchanter
| Hauptjäger |
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| 15/01/04 11:40 AM |
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“What are you afraid of it’s just a small white rabbit?”
Heck ya I’d love to have a Double!
“Now go away or I shall taunt you again!”
| Dark_Helmet |
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| 20/01/04 04:23 AM |
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nothing beats castle anthrax.... "and then... the oral sex!"
"and blow them to tiny bits.... in thy mercy"
"ichy ichy ichy ptang zoooooooopoing....aishedhdghsdh"
"you much cut down the mightiest tree in the forest WITH.... a herring!"
"come see the violence inherent in the system!"
"oh, look at this lovely filth!"
...I could go on...
| cr500 |
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| 21/01/04 09:20 AM |
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Welease Woderwick ,I have a fweind in Wome called Woderwick. Yep seen every Monty Python more than once.
| luv2safari |
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| 21/01/04 01:16 PM |
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I like a supper of Spam, Spam, Spam & Spam...with a side of Spam & Spam, But I'm a lumberjack & I'm OK...Who the H... is Monty Viper...or Whatever his name is?? Oh...I doooo like double rifles...kill a lot of Spammers with them...
| dangerousdave |
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| 05/02/04 03:32 AM |
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I a mmm i gib fan on monty opithion "s flyiing curkus.
AND 2X rifles.. Sorry about the typing "NEW BRAIN" apple sause Mrs. Bridges.
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NitroX
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| 08/02/04 01:21 PM |
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Is this Teddy Roosevelt or am I wrong?
| Holmes |
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| 08/02/04 02:49 PM |
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Actually, he was not overly fond of the monicker, "Teddy". Preferred Theodore.
But, yup, that's him.
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NitroX
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| 08/02/04 03:07 PM |
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See yet another connection between double rifles and Monty Python. Cosmic, man.
I thought it was and that is why I "borrowed" the gif.
| mikeh416Rigby |
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| 11/02/04 03:26 AM |
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As a card carrying member of the Looney Party, I concur.
| mikeh416Rigby |
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| 11/02/04 06:31 AM |
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It's spelled Smith, but it's pronounced Throat Wabbler Mangrove.
| mikeh416Rigby |
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| 11/02/04 06:34 AM |
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Yes I love them both. Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
| Cazadero |
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| 25/08/12 10:04 AM |
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This is an old post, but I would just like to say
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Help help, I'm bein' repressed!!!
| kamilaroi |
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| 25/08/12 12:21 PM |
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Repeat after me, "Romani domus exeunt". "Now 1500 lines before dawn or you're in for it".
"We don't recognise your patriarchy squire, we're an anarcho-syndicalist collective."
| CowboyCS |
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| 25/08/12 02:38 PM |
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A sword from a tart in a lake is no way to form a system of government.
| iomskp |
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| 25/08/12 07:38 PM |
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Albatross, albatross
| Mike_Bailey |
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| 26/08/12 06:06 PM |
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"A dog turd and tonic please"....:)
| gungadoug |
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| 30/08/12 11:15 AM |
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I'm not dead! I'm feeling much better now!
Doug
| TH44 |
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| 31/08/12 04:25 AM |
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has ceased to be! it is no more! gone to meet 'is maker! 'e's a stiff, bereft of life 'e rests in peace! run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible THIS IS AN EX PARROT!
TH44
| Levallois |
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| 12/09/12 03:13 AM |
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
Love Monty python and double rifles.
John
| ChrisPer |
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| 16/09/12 12:10 PM |
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Perhaps a BGR Class 1 Nitro event in the Upper Class Twit of the Year trials, just before Shooting Yourself in the Head?
Nah, that would be in poor taste!
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NitroX
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| 16/09/12 02:49 PM |
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Quote:
Perhaps a BGR Class 1 Nitro event in the Upper Class Twit of the Year trials....
But is that the Blue Breasted Twit, or the Red Breasted Twit?
You must answer these three questions.
(PS I know the question is not from the Holy Grail but has been paraphrased.)
| DarylS |
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| 17/09/12 01:03 AM |
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I fart in your general direction!
| Well_Well_Well |
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| 16/12/12 12:55 PM |
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I've seen a few people using heavy calibre rifles that would do well in the ministry of silly walks......
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NitroX
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btttt
| huntingsgr8 |
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| 18/05/17 11:38 PM |
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Well, you're no fun anymore...
| 3DogMike |
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| 19/05/17 02:03 AM |
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More Python:
| DarylS |
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| 19/05/17 02:19 AM |
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Runaway, Runaway!
| 3DogMike |
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| 19/05/17 03:13 AM |
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Back atcha Daryl:
Maître d': "Ah, good afternoon, sir; and how are we today?"
Mr Creosote: "Better."
Maître d': "Better?"
Mr Creosote: "Better get a bucket, I'm gonna throw up."
| Ash |
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| 19/05/17 10:14 AM |
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Not a Monty Python fan, not big on doubles (I still want a few though
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| 416rigby |
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| 19/05/17 02:24 PM |
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"...and after the spanking, the oral sex!"
"Well, perhaps I could stay a bit longer."
"He says he's not dead yet."
"Oh, don't listen to him, he'll be stone dead in a moment."
| Sportingbookworm |
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| 25/05/17 02:30 PM |
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"West Indians [cut pages] aren't [cut pages] any [cut pages] good at Cricket". Always remember this sketch when reading the news these days...
No, wait, that was The Fry and Laurie Show.
Anyway, love the Monty Pyton too.
| PhilMassaro |
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| 26/05/17 04:34 AM |
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Five is right out.