You Know Mike, in all seriousness it's just the way it is. You certainly have talents that I do not posess. I am 100% sure your sucess is due to a pretty rare quality.

I never would consider using scotch as a coolant on a smoking vacume tube TV set, but I know people who wouldn't think twice about it. (Thats pretty damn funny too)

I built and installed a gate to my driveway with a fairly simple latch. I had to show my wife and two of our kids how to use it...a couple of times....no mechanical skills at all, but wow, you should see her walk into a room, assess a problem and use whatever resource to get it solved. She gets things DONE. Mrs Logistics.