We call them "watermelons" up here John
Yeah, "green" on the outside & "red" on the inside!
They wouldn't know their arses from their elbows & it's not just about guns either, there's an expose done by Alan Jones on their immigration policy (amongst other things)....that's scary

On a lighter note!
When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people like me who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked but not dried out.

BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN
6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn, salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan
with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for popping sounds.
When the chicken's arse blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it is done.

And you thought I couldn't cook.

93x64mm