Google translate doesn't quite handle the grammar properly. I had to email some relatives in Germany and ran translate to German and then back to English to see what it came back with. I had to restructure the sentences and retry until it eventually translated to German and back to English properly. I think it took 3 attempts.

To Italian:

Google translate non gestisce la grammatica correttamente. Ho dovuto mandare email a parenti in Germania e ho eseguito traduzioni in tedesco e poi in inglese per vedere di cosa si trattava. Ho dovuto ristrutturare le frasi e riprovare fino a quando non è stato tradotto correttamente in tedesco e in inglese. Penso che ci siano voluti 3 tentativi.

Back to English:

Google translate does not handle grammar correctly. I had to send emails to relatives in Germany and I translated into German and then into English to see what it was. I had to restructure the sentences and try again until it was correctly translated into German and English. I think it took 3 attempts.

Pretty damn close this time, first go.