I think I've heard them all?

I do know that IF&G uses DNA matching to link poached deer carcasses {whatever is found after being reported to the Dept} with meat in freezers so the story may not be all that far off the mark.

DNA matching is not necessarily needed for testing all meat involved in game law violations. I reckon most violators of the game laws get caught due to the piece of meat that is stuck in their mouth, the one they never swallow.