Here's a picture of the new universe record whitetail. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's, best friend's, son-in-law's cousin. Reportedly it will score 803 1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas. Shot with a black powder rifle at 866 yards. Three witnesses. Supposedly, this deer had killed a bull, two landrovers and six hunters in the last two weeks alone. They said he was in a fierce fight with Bigfoot when he was shot.

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