Oh Mehul, that would be GREAT.

Too bad we could not meet down there. It would be a way for you to get out of Ill-Annoy, but then you might not ever go back.
What the heck, I am sure you'd be very welcome in Wyoming. So even is Texas was not to your liking, you'd have a place better than your "gulag" to go back to.

Not a big trick there however. About anywhere would be better, don't you think?