Gryph, you post some rip snorters!

Not sure if this should be posted here or under the Humour and Fun section! What a bizarre story! Good grief; Pablo Escobar, Hippos, Fake Lakes and C130's, what's next, The Boy Robin in a tutu????!!

I can only imagine poor Juan Valdez looking up from his coffee bushes and finding himself facing the charge of a 1-Ton-Pissed-Off-Hippo with only his machete...