Couple of degenerate friends of mine stopped at a coffee-shop-lunch-bar-convenience store in the Pine Pass in BC to grab some chocolate bars for the drive back home to PG. They'd been on an unsuccessful 2-week Elk hunt up around Chetwynd, BC.

There was a rather buxom young woman behind the counter.

The guys were complaining about the dry-checks on their fingers and the young woman said "I use bag balm". They instantly stared straight at her chest - and she huffed "ON MY HANDS".

Thought that was comical, a bit, anyway.

I've not tried bag-balm or Udderly Smooth as a patch lube, but might.
I still have a new tin of Trackofthewolf.com Mink Oil and a quart of Neetsfoot oil to use up first.