I'd love to take Hillary for a nature hike. We have lots of Grizzlies around where I hunt, and someone has to carry that fresh whole salmon. She'd be perfect for the job.

I might be forced to protect her.
Dorleac, do you have any old Daisy BB guns (with broken springs) I might buy for that job?

I'd assume the broken springs would bring the price down to a point that the financial investment would match the importance of the mission.