After 40 yrs. it would go something like this -

Her - Have you thought about what you want for your birthday ?

Me - Well, I have been looking at a nice old rifle that is for sale.

Her - What happened to that rifle that you bought 35 yrs. ago ?

Me - I still have it.

Her - Why do you need two rifles ?

Me - Never mind. I could probably use some new sox and underwear.

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