OK, time to stop bragging and confess!

The conversation went something like this:

Her: I've asked you a dozen times what you want for your birthday, have you made up your mind yet.

Me: Errr....

Her: Look, you've been going on about that rifle all day and all night. Do you want me to buy that for your birthday. I'd rather buy you that than something that will just get stuck in a drawer.

Me: Yes please, thank you very much.

Sound familiar to any of the other married men out there?