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In the meantime:

Romanian prime minister: ...uh well of course we will not be shooting all bears freely....they just don't have uhm enough food and are...coming down to eat...we will...uhm...solve this in an extraordinary Parliament meeting (the hunting law has been sitting in their drawer for almost a year now).
Romanian president: well there are too many bears but of course we won't be shooting them for fun....
Romanian National Hunters' Association (who did close to nothing after the ban was imposed): we told you so...
Romanian Environment Minister: we will shoot all bears who get close to a human settlement
Romanian Mountain Gendarmerie: uh, we have bears?! Did you call 911?
Romanian folk on Facebook: kill them all!
Romanian folk on Facebook: all humans deserve to die by bear death! We have stolen their woods!
Best Romanian folk on Facebook: she should have had a taser! she shouldn't have been there! she was pregnant and her boyfriend pushed her off the cliffs, the bear is a collateral victim. She had been feeding the bear and taking selfies!
Head of a bear sanctuary: I know bear behavior very well! They are cuddly misunderstood lovely creatures who eat grass!
Romanian Green NGOs (who collect millions for nothing in the name of an overgrown species): a tragedy has claimed the lives of a young she-bear and a young she-human.
Romanian Academy of Science (who has a veto right on bear hunting): well uhm the population evaluation doesn't look very exact, we'll say no.
Oh well.

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