It's kinda nice living in a country where it's entirely up to you if there's a gun next to you when you're sleeping.

There are a lot of things eff'd up around here, but that's not one of them.

It isn't like we're living in the wild, wild west (although the Mexican drug cartels are doing their damndest to change that). I don't think we sleep any more nervously than you Brits, Canucks, or Aussies. The idea that we'll have to use a gun on any particular night is, well, ridiculous.

It's just there because it pisses all the right people off.