Hey, Huvius...great idea!

And...for a good kitchen-table and legal "user", pay Uncle Sam the $200 sucker stamp and make up a cheapy.

A Stoeger or some such double chopped to 8 inches with a pistol grip.

I've wanted such a user for a long time. What fun!

And tho Tink's is really the way top go, I think a 12 bore would be, well, interesting.

I had a 19-inch bbl'd, 4 lb H&R singleshot 12 bore that was the "Fat Girl", ie Tonzafun itself.

I think a 2.5 lb Modern Howdah legal enough to show off In Town would be a Hoot.

And in a holster on the hip while skiing would stop at least one wolf from humpin' my leg should such an eventuality present itself...