1. What I have is a surprise.

2. As 450 366 mentioned, it takes awhile to wake up and get the synapses firing properly. Be sure and set your dead bolts before you go to sleep, folks. It's surprising how many people do NOT - and the bad guys take advantage of that.
3. Recommended reading for all US defensive pistol owners and suggested for our foreign friends as well
http://www.amazon.com/Stressfire-Vol-Gunfighting-Police-Techniques/dp/0936279036
4. For our Canadian brethren reduced to midnight swordfights with bad guys, I'd like to suggest
http://www.paladin-press.com/product/Bowie_and_Big_Knife_Fighting/Knife_and_Sword_Fighting
If you're without your sword and all you have is a 16" meat knife, the information above will come in handy.