Unbelievable.

One does not screw with perfection.

Add one more to the list on "pimping the double rifle"

If recoil is an issue, a mercury recoil reducer up the butt (the rifle's not yours) will save you from the doctor. Just be aware it will throw the balance of the rifle off. Of course, a ported extension will do the same thing, and it will mess with regulation.

Rusty is in charge of the rope, and I will take responsibility for the tar and feathers.