Hmm!

Wife and rifle both go off like a grenade but at least the rifle is predictable!( ++++ )

Wife doesn't know my guns but is always asking "how much did THAT cost.When I ask about her innumerable shoes and her closet stuff--silence!!( ____ )

Wife won't go hunting or do outdoor activities but my sons will gladly go!!( ++++ )

MY guns can be given to my children(++++)

Life is SHORT!

The wife reviews all the fiances( UGHH!!! )

Life just got shorter!!

Enough fun! The gun is certainly worth a call----