But no! Who needs Dallas when you can do a more personal touch? With just a quick Google search I found an engraver who will do a gold plated background with cameos of all your cousins and uncles on the side. Here's an example of the Smith family (remember, THIS COULD BE YOU):

Here's all the little snot noses carved in the side of the stock!

And how's this for checkering?

You can even advertise your business:

Here's a touching effect:

Who needs a family photo album? Ye can put yer fambly on the side of yer double!!!!!!!!

Curl