Only joking! I appreciate help of any variety!

I'm a farmer so I'm used to risky business. (Not sure my wife likes that but that's another story.) But I do understand the regulation problem; I won't be too proud to ask for help. Or to tell everybody what a disaster the thing is (hopefully I won't have to) and have a good laugh.

It's supposed to be regulated for Kynoch so I'll get some of that to start with. About 20 dollars CND a shot.