THEY ARE DEADLY! The Piranha of the plains. In their massive herds, they are deadly.

Those beaver like teeth will cut your torso down to their level.

We do not talk about these beasts in the states, largely because we want to save this dangerous game for ourselves. Sorry guys, but I let the secret out.

A chuck is most dangerous when cornered, and is like 10 wombats, plus two. The horror....the horror....

In my book, I would rather wrestle a grizzly to submission than encounter a hungry chuck herd. The reason you have never seen this isbeacuse no one, even a film crew, has survived it.

Forget the 470, a belt fed 50 BMG is your only hope.

For Trade: Chuck hunt in the US for a Cape Buffalo hunt in Africa. Also willing to sell a large bridge in Brooklyn, NY for pennies on the dollar. Hurry - many offers! Also, please provide e-mail address so Nigerian relatives can send you $20 million to get $25 million out of Nigeria.