Well, my wife and I went to the Beretta Gallery in N.Y.C. yesterday. The gun rooms were broken down into 2 catagories. Those under $25,000 and those over $25,000. The salesman asked me multiple times to stop drooling on the guns it causes them to rust.

I couldn't convince her to buy me another gun, but I did get one beautiful shooting jacket. I promised her I would act surprised when I opened the package Christmas.