Visions of a 500NE Westley Richards, dancing in my head....

But it will be like the old days coming from a family of 5 kids - hoping for that Winchester 30-30 but receiving underwear and socks.

Since I turn 50 in January, the "practical gift" I am likely to find under the tree is the 50 year old equivalent of underwear and socks - a colonoscopy. Just hope they don't perform it under the tree.

Maybe they can bore sight me while they're at it.