I have an hilarious story about the Denver Zoo.
One of my older brothers had to do community service for an offense and chose to do work at the Zoo.
Everything was going well until he shouldered a broom and leveled the sights on an elephant.
Apparently, that was vociferously frowned upon and he got booted from the zoo and had to complete his sentence elsewhere!

I do want to see Colorado as the Alexander Henry center of the US and will do what I can to further the effort!