Uuuhh - huuuh...

Think this might be one of those cases calling for the 'pocket chamber cast kit'

Can't you see it now?
Thermos bottle on the table, super sly pour of 'coffee' with extra covert pout tube into right chamber, dab of chocolate chip cookie slipped into the throat...

looks like someone got frisky with the 700x at the reloading bench there.

--Tinker