Girl I went to high school with...Tara Hymen. Her parents seemed normal but clearly couldn't have been.

Before I retired I worked for the Cox newspaper chain as a systems administrator. The Dayton Daily News was part of Cox Ohio. There was a woman in the classified ad department named Angela Dick. Her email address was "adick@coxohio.com".

There was also a librarian at the Springfield Sun in Ohio...her name was "Anita Beaver". That was her married name. Her parents were not at fault. While Angela was a sweet young lady, Anita was an extremely unpleasant person.

Then there was a more mundane but goofy name. Our neighbors daughter was named "Golden Little". A bit odd but nothing awful. She then married a guy named Mike Horn...thus becoming "Golden Horn".

I have personal knowledge of all these folks and they are not urban legend names. Sometimes the English language is just hilarious.