I once went to a game fair with a pal of mine and we went on the Boss stand. My pal looked the part in his Tweed sports jacket and brogues; they probably thought I was his manservant.

The conversation went something like ths:

Pal: I see you still do the over/under rifle.
Boss Man: Yes Sir.
Pal: Does it sell well?
Boss Man: Oh! Yes Sir, we sell at least one a year.