Ok, C huh?

There is more than one cure for the "C" problem but usually it can be fixed to a certain degree by doing this.

Take that book, you know, the one so many of you guys seem to have, and throw the farker into the shithouse or the fire!

Now what's it called.....Ah that's right!
The title is something like...
"The Contortionists Guide to Double Rifle Handling."
Yes I think that's the one.
Or maybe it was that other one called....
"Double Rifle Fumbling Made Easy"

Chuck 'em away and start from scratch!