Hilarious!!!!

Very funny CD.

But seriously, now, you got me thinking...

What COULD be done in CA if one was threatened by a polar bear?

I've seen pix of pb's in camps such as what you describe, and have always wondered what the options were for Canadians, and, for that matter, US'ians in AK.

Here we have the 10j rule for "non-essential-experimental" introduced wolves; can shoot if harrassing livestock or people, but for full ESA-protected wolves, no dice, must be in the act of attacking...and you must be able to prove it.

So what happends to the oil field worker who gets a love tap by a pb?