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500 nitro, A good friend, a biologist with our Oregon State Fish & Wildlife Commission, grew tired of hearing a Texan brag about how big Texas is, so he told him that Oregon is way bigger than Texas, and the Texan looked at him as if her had lost his marbles, as he said "no way." My friend next said, oh, yes it is, if you iron Oregon out flat, the way Texas is, it is way larger. The Texan shut up after that. Another Texan I know, after living in Oregon for years, when I asked what he liked most about Texas, said, "all roads lead out of Texas! Enough said.

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