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"Westley" for a boy, middle name "Richard", but I pity a kid named "Westley". LOTS OF THEM AROUND HERE. THEY GO BY "WES".

"Purdey" for a girl. Wasn't Joanna Lumley in the "New Avengers" named Purdey? I PITY THE BOY NAMED PURDEY!!

"Dakota" already is, EVERYWHERE HERE. TONS OF THEM. ALMOST PASSE. I HAVE A HORSE NAMED DAKOTA, AND THAT IS WHERE I THINK THE NAME BELONGS. WE CALL HER "KOTY" OR "KOTA".

"Holland" could be a girl's name, similar to "Holly". I LIKE THIS ONE. BUT THEN, I KNEW A GORGEOUS GIRL NAMED HOLLY.

"Greener" could be a real cool trendy name similar to Sky, River and Earth. I LIKE GREENER. SOUNDS GOOD. UNLESS THE KID'S LAST NAME IS "FIELDS" OR "LANDS". I GUESS IT WOULD BE REALLY COOL IF THE KID'S LAST NAME WAS "SHOTGUN"...

And I won't even mention "Fuchs" ...... I ACTUALLY KNOW A FAMILY BY THIS NAME...

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HOW ABOUT "DOPPELBOCKSBUCHSFLINTE"??

AS IN, "HEY, MOM, I'M GOING OVER DOPPELBOCKSBUCHSFLINTE'S HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL. I'LL BE HOME FOR SUPPER."